{"id":65,"date":"2006-05-13T13:36:05","date_gmt":"2006-05-13T11:36:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oculex.fi\/thomas\/?p=65"},"modified":"2006-05-13T14:33:09","modified_gmt":"2006-05-13T12:33:09","slug":"egentligen-ska-jag-ut-och-shoppa-ata-och-lasa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oculex.fi\/thomas\/?p=65","title":{"rendered":"egentligen ska jag ut och shoppa, \u00c3\u00a4ta och l\u00c3\u00a4sa"},"content":{"rendered":"

men jag vill bara inte slita mig fr\u00c3\u00a5n tjuvlyssnat.se<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Bankomatk\u00c3\u00b6, centrala G\u00c3\u00b6teborg<\/p>\n

Ton\u00c3\u00a5rskille #1 (k\u00c3\u00a4nner p\u00c3\u00a5 knapparnas blindskrift): Ass\u00c3\u00a5 jag fattar ju varf\u00c3\u00b6r dom har s\u00c3\u00a5na h\u00c3\u00a4r knappar, du vet s\u00c3\u00a5 att blinda ska kunna ta ut pengar
\nTon\u00c3\u00a5rskille #2: Mmm..
\nTon\u00c3\u00a5rskille #1: Men det jag inte fattar \u00c3\u00a4r hur dom hittar till bankomaten.<\/em><\/p>\n

–> Cred Niklas<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

eller fr\u00c3\u00a5n originalet<\/a>:<\/p>\n

Woman: Hey, when’s that movie Snakes on a Plane<\/em> ever gonna come out?
\nOld man: What? What’s that?
\nWoman: Maybe it’s just a joke. Like the “L” in Samuel “el” Jackson’s name. I think that’s a joke too, like, what is he? Samuel “the” Jackson?
\nOld man: Who’s that?
\nWoman: Just eat your hot dog, dad.<\/em><\/p>\n

–Central Park<\/em><\/p>\n


\nOverheard by: Kershinator<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

(och nu bara forts\u00c3\u00a4tter jag):<\/p>\n

Girl #1: Hi…What are you drinking?
\nGirl #2: Hi. It’s rum and cranberry.
\nGirl #1: Are you single?
\nGirl #2: Yeah
\nGirl #1: I love my boyfriend…but sometimes I just wanna fuck other people.<\/em><\/p>\n

Girl #2 just stares at Girl 1.<\/em><\/p>\n

Girl #1: Have you ever been in love?
\nGirl #2: Yeah
\nGirl #1: Didn’t you ever just wanna fuck other people?
\nGirl #2: Umm…no. Not when I was with him. You might have a problem.
\nGirl #1: Wanna go to the bathroom?
\nGirl #2: Definitely not.<\/em><\/p>\n

–The Hairy Monk<\/em>
\n Overheard by: Shannon<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

nej nu ger jag mig (iv\u00c3\u00a4g). sj\u00c3\u00a4lv blir jag inte roligare \u00c3\u00a4n s\u00c3\u00a5 h\u00c3\u00a4r. jag k\u00c3\u00a4nner mig som en ledare skriven av torbj\u00c3\u00b6rn kevin.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Teen with Bright Future: What’s that? Now that I’ve become pregnant people think that I don’t fight. Come here. I’ll kick your fucking ass, bitch.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-65","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sma-saker"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oculex.fi\/thomas\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oculex.fi\/thomas\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oculex.fi\/thomas\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oculex.fi\/thomas\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oculex.fi\/thomas\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=65"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.oculex.fi\/thomas\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oculex.fi\/thomas\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=65"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oculex.fi\/thomas\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=65"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oculex.fi\/thomas\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=65"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}